Life is learning. It's by learning that we either advance or keep repeating the same mistakes. I learned quite a few things this week. Allow me to share them with you:
- I learned that even in death you can celebrate. I attended a wake earlier this week where they had an awards show. Many family and friends accepted awards on the deceased's behalf and celebrated her life. It was an occasion to behold.
- I learned that, ironically, Locks of Love doesn't accept locks. LOL.
- I learned that in a true friendship, no matter how much time has passed since you've last seen each other, it'll never be awkward.
- I learned that in NYC, you can't purchase a co-op apartment unless you're a US citizen. LMAO.
- And I learned that when people say "you're the best thing since sliced bread" they don't actually mean it because 1) Very few people really know when slice bread was "invented" and 2) because there are many things I know were recently invented that are WAY better than sliced bread. Here are just a few of them: tampons, strapless bras, laser eye surgery, mutual funds, depilatory creams, invisible deodorant, thongs, that eyelash curling thingumajiggy...well you get the idea.
LOL.
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Other great inventions...condoms, smart phones and blackberries,Pro Tools,blue tooth headset...
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